Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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