Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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