can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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