It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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