hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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