like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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