me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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