This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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