I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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