it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Someone came in the potted fern
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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