is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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