just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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