I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
jump out the window naked night went bad
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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