I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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