I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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