He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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