I wannas sexs uuuuu
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
