Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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