Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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