Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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