Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
this is an emotional support booty call
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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