The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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