They should really pass out barf bags in church
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just found a bag of teeth...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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