I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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