How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
tell me about the fingering
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