So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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