Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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