Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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