fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
