the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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