are you still at the devil's house?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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