How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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