You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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