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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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