Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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