Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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