The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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