I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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