he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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