Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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