Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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