Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
