3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I should be sponsored by Trojan
smell my finger.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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