okay pat passed out under dana's car
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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