I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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