Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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