But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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