Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am available for nakedness
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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