why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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