i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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