what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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