ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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