In the future we'll all be gay
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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