the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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