I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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